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The Monarchial Empire of Varola

“Rondelav Totik Filen” King-Emperor Boris Welmington II

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific



Population7.664 billion

LeaderKing-Emperor Boris Welmington II


The Monarchial Empire of Varola is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King-Emperor Boris Welmington II with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.664 billion Varolans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varolum. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Varolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,827 trillion Varoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,469 Varoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, and the military has gone fission for more funding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varola's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ihdur.

Varola is ranked 133,579th in the world and 5,394th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 695.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 586thMost Influential: 669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,752ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,939thTop
Largest Governments: 2,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,288thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,569thLowest Crime Rates: 3,965thHighest Average Incomes: 4,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,433rdLargest Black Market: 4,543rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,963rdMost Developed: 4,969thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,100thMost Cultured: 5,552ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,856thSmartest Citizens: 6,246thRudest Citizens: 6,619thMost Efficient Economies: 8,121stHealthiest Citizens: 8,577thHighest Economic Output: 9,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,259thMost Inclusive: 10,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,556thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,864thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,948thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,611thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,660thLargest Retail Industry: 14,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,205th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 207th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 225th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 294th in the regionMost Developed: 309th in the regionRudest Citizens: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 356th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 360th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 455th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 459th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 511th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 588th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 604th in the regionMost Inclusive: 611th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 616th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 677th in the regionMost Stationary: 724th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 733rd in the regionLargest Populations: 846th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 874th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 920th in the region

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