The Free Land of Vasilevousa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 36.155 billion Vasilevousans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The thriving Vasilevousan economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,684 soliduses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,362 per year while the poor average 15,507, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and large areas of Vasilevousa are not accessible by the public. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vasilevousa's national animal is the lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vasilevousa is ranked 223,112^th in the world and 37^th in Eastern Roman Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.67 law-abiding acts per hour.