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The Free Land of Vathnutum

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.476 billion

LeaderBill Gates from Twitter


The Free Land of Vathnutum is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bill Gates from Twitter with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.476 billion Vathnutains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boofoogleton. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vathnutumian economy, worth 285 trillion Vathins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,270 Vathins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vathnutum's national animal is the basilisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vathnutum is ranked 9,771st in the world and 386th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 311.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 902ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,345thFattest Citizens: 8,358thLargest Retail Industry: 9,074thMost Avoided: 9,771stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,099thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,424thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,132ndLargest Mining Sector: 14,693rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,523rdMost Armed: 17,223rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 129th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 264th in the regionFattest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 383rd in the regionMost Avoided: 386th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 475th in the regionMost Armed: 529th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 618th in the regionRudest Citizens: 811th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 841st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 907th in the region

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