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The Demonic chair of Vavlar

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: the South Pacific



Population960 million

LeaderAqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia

AnimalI don't know what to put here

The Demonic chair of Vavlar is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Aqur Tuyr Lurman Eroltia with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 960 million Vavlarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vortyurnahl. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The all-consuming Vavlarian economy, worth 106 trillion djurs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,519 djurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, small shoes often wash up on the beach, visitors to Vavlar are microchipped and must be escorted by a Vavlarian soldier - even to the bathroom, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vavlar's national animal is the I don't know what to put here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vavlar is ranked 22,467th in the world and 723rd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,101 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,462ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,114thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,562ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,523rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,468thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,047thMost Developed: 20,268thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,306thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,467thMost Patriotic: 23,714thLowest Crime Rates: 24,857thSmartest Citizens: 25,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,873rd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 288th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 349th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 461st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 466th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 484th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 539th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 597th in the regionMost Developed: 598th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 615th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 644th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 646th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 686th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 692nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 723rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 756th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 775th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 799th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 822nd in the regionLargest Governments: 970th in the region

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