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The Disputed Territories of Veiledwheels

“Noot Noot”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Back End of Nowhere

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Veiledwheels

Population23.006 billion

CapitalFat City
LeaderChad R Peppers

Currencybit
Animalhorseshoe crab

The Disputed Territories of Veiledwheels is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chad R Peppers with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.006 billion Veiledwheelsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fat City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Veiledwheelsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,790 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants, and the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system. Crime is totally unknown. Veiledwheels's national animal is the horseshoe crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Veiledwheels is ranked 217,967th in the world and 2nd in The Back End of Nowhere for Rudest Citizens, with 7.17 Insults Per Minute.

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1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 404thMost Advanced Public Education: 436thMost Rebellious Youth: 586thMost Cultured: 618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 619thSafest: 802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 840thSmartest Citizens: 868thMost Beautiful Environments: 871stLargest Welfare Programs: 944thNicest Citizens: 1,017thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,044thLargest Governments: 1,249thMost Developed: 1,297thHighest Economic Output: 1,579thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,611thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,628thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,724thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,734thHealthiest Citizens: 1,781stMost Pacifist: 2,012thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,768thBest Weather: 2,788thMost Stationary: 3,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,287thLowest Crime Rates: 3,551stHighest Average Incomes: 3,875thLargest Populations: 4,653rdMost Inclusive: 4,964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,231stMost Efficient Economies: 6,241stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,053rdMost Influential: 8,665thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,602ndTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,903rdMost Politically Free: 17,555thHighest Drug Use: 18,490thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,018thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,350thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,624th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Veiledwheels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Veiledwheels was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Veiledwheels was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, it is said that a Veiledwheelsian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Veiledwheels, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.

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