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The Galactik Imperium of Velon

“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Velon

Population31.339 billion

Capitalpoopopolis
LeaderSQUEE

Currencydonut hole
Animalpiggus chunkus

The Galactik Imperium of Velon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by SQUEE with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.339 billion velonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poopopolis. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The velonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,084 trillion donut holes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,146 donut holes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government-sponsored autobiography 'A SQUEE For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of SQUEE's supporters, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Velon's national animal is the piggus chunkus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Velon is ranked 484th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 15,671.96 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 60thMost Rebellious Youth: 63rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 155thHealthiest Citizens: 179thNicest Citizens: 218thMost Compassionate Citizens: 228thMost Cheerful Citizens: 324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 335thLargest Publishing Industry: 338thMost Pacifist: 354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 484thSmartest Citizens: 524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rdBest Weather: 889thHighest Economic Output: 1,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,080thMost Influential: 1,094thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,353rdLargest Populations: 1,355thHighest Crime Rates: 1,384thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,803rdSafest: 2,115thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,175thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,485thMost Cultured: 2,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,556thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,185thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,537thMost Inclusive: 9,467thLargest Governments: 10,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,927thMost Secular: 12,622nd
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 41st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionSafest: 104th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 163rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 209th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 427th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 488th in the regionLargest Governments: 521st in the regionMost Inclusive: 550th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 641st in the regionMost Secular: 646th in the regionNudest: 694th in the regionMost Stationary: 701st in the regionMost Politically Free: 770th in the region

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