The Third Social Alliance of Verben is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.775 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianamon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 12,540 trillion Rubies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 550,610 Rubies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Verben's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Verben is ranked 254,385^th in the world and 12^th in Kylden for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.38 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.