The Republic of Verdefuego is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.12 billion Verdefuegans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The strong Verdefuegoan economy, worth 93.3 trillion Ducatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,339 Ducatoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials across Verdefuego are being "encouraged" to adopt Aventador Griffins to set an example for the populace, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Verdefuego's national animal is the Aventador Griffin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Verdefuego is ranked 225,153^rd in the world and 2^nd in JJ McCullough Fan Club for Most Primitive, scoring -89.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.