The Republic of Verumir is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1 billion Verumians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Cervus. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Verumirian economy, worth 87.0 trillion Libertas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,958 Libertas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime is totally unknown. Verumir's national animal is the Cape Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Verumir is ranked 312,299^th in the world and 5,743^rd in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 8.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.