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The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia

“Dissent is forcefully discouraged” President Teethy Phoenix

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific



Population9.378 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.378 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,332 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,350 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, the government funds large training centres to turn Orcas into functioning members of society, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 230,195th in the world and 9,495th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 4.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 67thHighest Poor Incomes: 339thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 356thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 361stLargest Black Market: 574thMost Influential: 647thLowest Crime Rates: 711thMost Corrupt Governments: 712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 831stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,089thHighest Average Incomes: 1,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,258thMost Secular: 1,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,367thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,548thLargest Governments: 1,651stMost Developed: 1,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,722ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,062ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,205thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,602ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,908thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,775thHighest Economic Output: 3,980thSmartest Citizens: 4,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,124thBest Weather: 4,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,622ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,288thMost Efficient Economies: 8,654thMost Authoritarian: 9,600thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,874thMost Stationary: 10,569thLargest Mining Sector: 11,389thTop
Most Income Equality: 20,578thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,157thMost Conservative: 22,274th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionMost Secular: 82nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionMost Influential: 228th in the regionMost Stationary: 233rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 238th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 252nd in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 281st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 359th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 365th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 449th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 463rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 471st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 660th in the regionMost Extreme: 961st in the regionMost Income Equality: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Britle.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, the government funds large training centres to turn Orcas into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Vexilia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Vexilia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 325 » Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Sil Dorsett, Unimaginable Doom, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Wineclaw, Xentherida, The Bureaucratic Territories, Siwale, Frances Francis the First of France, Necromonia, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Corfad, Fengate, The Galactic Triumvirate, Diodone, Unsophisticate, Yukti, Buckerino, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Alice Gardens, Acrabinnia, Dreylus, Wilkshire, Puczovska, BrightFutures, SORT, The Teddy, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Empy, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, and 275 others.Sundred, Zokk, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, Malta Comino Gozo, Cinnibar, Newpromisedland, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Pasargad, Zeno-sama, Joodey, Tarr-Nation, Votak Matim, Solmetria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Soviet Terran, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Haor Chall, Astrind, Orado, Glurponia, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Seenvorland, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Nordic-British Union, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Dabarastan, Tachycardia, Viridiann, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Manticore utopia, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Volstokn, Hamerica, Nationeer, Free Culture, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Yokciq Empire, Itallitopia, Wooleystan, Lucedeia, Dakota Territories, Eraver, The Real Ram Ranch, AAA Provisional Empire, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chukstik Illahi, Freyford, Miamington, Prydania, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Alamei, Quentiam Viventem, Montarc, Xyrron, Prevaland, Crader, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nisastria, East Supple Lund, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Dopeland420, Ereena, Solskjar, Hyphen, Free Nation of Hong Kong, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Astronomical, Illusia and Neverendia, Godwanna, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Paul Pasch, Zzozona, Timothea, Ver Testua, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Asoc lon, Seanat, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Eywaan, R libanon, Lux Conos, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Simone Republic, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Amerian States, WeKnow, Loptous, Solcius, Andexia, Maclare, U S Eh, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Singamadri, Krazon, The Unicrons, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Railroad Crossing, Cartures, Aerilia, Morover, Cretox State, Shizzy, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Eurochina, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Porotia, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Kureizen, Bueszqostan, Venicea, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Pytong, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sanghyeok, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Desvios, Maratabat, Slyakanya, Obelias, Odelinor, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Yellops, Nuronte, DIMAnism, Dangine, Joevala, Deum Higle, Ellbonnia, Hewani, Levoth, Climeria, Iberia y las Colonias, East Akra, Seijitsu, Colfes, Ekonia, Cereskia, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Miragnac, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Confederacy of North America, Patrician, Muqatil, Planes, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Nalver And, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Kromi, Ibarkla, Zemnaya Svoboda, Brsil, Barabolia, Paradeavenlisian States, Vesteysia, Hexoria, The Republic of Free Peoples, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Landfinia, Free Salvation, Svenskan, Figyjharli, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, The Soviet States of Europe, Greater Afroeurasia, The United Federal Nation, Questann, Centrialand, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Alexander the Magnus, Tyirza, TyGerria, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, New Celoveniortan, Qurtuba, Korean-Joseon, Jaxikistan, Uzbek Khan, Erisoria, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Bramburg, Perikuresu, Siberian Workforce, Britle, and Tsandonown.

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