The Federation of Vharnes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caeser Vorbeighen with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.389 billion Vharnesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kähnenburg. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vharnesian economy, worth 898 trillion meschzes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,151 meschzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vharnes's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is pluralism.

Vharnes is ranked 70,458^th in the world and 2^nd in Bosona for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.99 law-abiding acts per hour.