The Heerlijke Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Alan Ariel Felix Haydn V Reynolds with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.11 billion Dutch-Germans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of De Nieuw en Verbeterd Staad Vladivostok. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Victorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,083 trillion Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 280,694 Universal and Reliable Valentian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found. Crime is totally unknown. Victoriaans Nederlands's national animal is the Courageously Great and Very Proud Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism Among Many Other Religions.

Victoriaans Nederlands is ranked 436^th in the world and 9^th in Forest for Nicest Citizens, with 116.94 average smiles per day.