The Republic of Vine Alistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The devout population of 880 million Vine Alistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The Vine Alistanian economy, worth 43.4 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,300 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, chocolate in Vine Alistan has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vine Alistan's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vine Alistan is ranked 33,805^th in the world and 789^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 6.11 trillion Standard Monetary Units.