The Incorporated States of Vinggarden is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 894 million Vinggardenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Vinggardenian economy, worth 61.4 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 68,642 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

More and more students are taking up a career in medicine, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, all prisons have been eliminated, and tourists visit Vinggarden to mass-moon Vinggardenian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vinggarden's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vinggarden is ranked 125,669^th in the world and 5^th in CHfS for Nudest, with 149.75 cheeks per square mile.