The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.714 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 20,146 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 849,557 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, and the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 117^th in the world and 3^rd in The top 3 giant for Largest Governments, scoring 105.89 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.