“My honour is loyalty”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Empire of Virdalonja is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Friederik Hanover with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.933 billion Virdalonjans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Virdalonjan economy, worth a remarkable 4,159 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,643 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virdalonja's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Virdalonja was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
- : Virdalonja was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Virdalonja was endorsed by The Principality of Ofira.
- : Following new legislation in Virdalonja, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Virdalonja, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Virdalonja, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
- : Following new legislation in Virdalonja, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Virdalonja was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lulubellia.
- : Virdalonja was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : Following new legislation in Virdalonja, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
Endorsements Received: 220 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Great Bights Mum, Wineclaw, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, French Bananastan, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Calamazo, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Panama Coalition, SORT, Pallaith, Cloydicia, Kwaj, Puczovska, Diodone, Yukti, Choistan, Buckerino, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Ice and Tinian, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Eglise Sainte Eve, Atain, Arimbia, Shibutani, Govornia, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Sundred, and 170 others.Empy, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Wilkshire, Dar es Saalam, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Pruessen, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Unsophisticate, Napnomadia, Bearical, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Zokk, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Soviet Terran, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Aetulia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Valhalla123, Loutsland, Astrind, Zumlandia, Orado, Glurponia, Nordic-British Union, Abject Ludicrosity, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Wisconsota, Freyford, Gnomewatchers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Zecit, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Toshavo III, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Fendlium, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Praeceps, Loli County, Xagill, MiaryBhalzhack, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Endless Eventide, Free Nation of Hong Kong, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Crader, Nova Arcania, Prevaland, Newpromisedland, Varola, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Woodsend, New Lakemba, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Veltania, Aeurithianar, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Astronomical, Westinor, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Eurasian Foederatio, Upper Britain, Daulatpur, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Ofrettia, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, The Free States of Avalon, New Jamgra, Innocentic, Madjack, Xipher, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Principia Mathematica, Andexia, Buckhem, Ihsan, Eschatosia, U S Eh, Hardscrabble, Therizia, Heilhum Imperius, Greater Marysville, Harjad, Cartures, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, An Identity Crisis, Nouvelle-Floride, Northern Gulebird, Eywaan, Triado, Aruvicion, Xyrron, Comfed, Amprak, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Rozarus, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Ofira, and Abonland.