The Empire of Virdalonja is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Friederik Hanover with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.933 billion Virdalonjans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andros. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Virdalonjan economy, worth a remarkable 4,159 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,643 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Virdalonja's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Virdalonja is ranked 47,141^st in the world and 2,309^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,863.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.