The Colourful Land of Viridiann is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by some nerd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.132 billion Sylvar live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Virescent economy, worth a remarkable 3,199 trillion chips a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 198,341 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, edutainment video games are taking Viridiann's students to the next level, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Viridiann's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Julianism.

Viridiann is ranked 313,616^th in the world and 5,885^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -712.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.