The United Islands of Visayan Republic is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-working, devout population of 15.859 billion Visayan Republicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cebu City. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The strong Visayan Republician economy, worth 888 trillion new pisoes a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,996 new pisoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and Visayan Republic has designated Cebu City as its capital city. Crime is almost non-existent. Visayan Republic's national animal is the filipino eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Visayan Republic is ranked 34,792^nd in the world and 1^st in Yertania City for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,349.64 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.