Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the Pacific
The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by UMR with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.815 billion UNIONISTS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.
The frighteningly efficient UNIONIST economy, worth a remarkable 3,792 trillion COLAS a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 321,007 COLAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
The line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. VIVIEN's national animal is the HAMSTER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is UMRISM.
VIVIEN is ranked 150,417th in the world and 4,133rd in the Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 43.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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VIVIEN, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
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VIVIEN, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
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VIVIEN, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns.
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VIVIEN, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision.
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VIVIEN, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
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VIVIEN, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
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VIVIEN, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
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VIVIEN, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in VIVIEN.
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VIVIEN, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether UMR is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
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VIVIEN, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.