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“G👏G👏” UMR

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: the Pacific



Population11.815 billion



The DOMA🎌IN of VIVIEN is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by UMR with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.815 billion UNIONISTS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R. The average income tax rate is 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient UNIONIST economy, worth a remarkable 3,792 trillion COLAS a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 321,007 COLAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. VIVIEN's national animal is the HAMSTER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is UMRISM.

VIVIEN is ranked 150,417th in the world and 4,133rd in the Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 43.71 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 34thHighest Crime Rates: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78thMost Armed: 101stFattest Citizens: 120thMost Devout: 235thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 271stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 271stMost Primitive: 281stMost Avoided: 367thMost Corrupt Governments: 475thMost Ignorant Citizens: 717thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 792ndLargest Black Market: 815thLargest Mining Sector: 815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 955thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,207thMost Efficient Economies: 1,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,464thMost Cultured: 1,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,897thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,363rdHighest Economic Output: 3,158thRudest Citizens: 3,289thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,364thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,267thMost Stationary: 7,233rdLargest Governments: 11,501stTop
Most Influential: 12,180thLargest Populations: 22,541st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionLargest Populations: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionLargest Governments: 277th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, the line between man and woman is drawn with surgical precision.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in VIVIEN.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether UMR is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in VIVIEN, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.


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