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The Dominion of Vosiycrs

“There Can Never Be Enough”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The Worst Region

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Vosiycrs

Population8.456 billion

CapitalSector Yangon
LeaderChief Executive of Vosiycrs

CurrencyKyat
AnimalHuman

The Dominion of Vosiycrs is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chief Executive of Vosiycrs with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.456 billion Vosiyrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector Yangon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vosiycrsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion Kyats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 401,165 Kyats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,741,536 per year while the poor average 3,811, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vosiycrs's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vosiycrs is ranked 21,433rd in the world and 1st in The Worst Region for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 15,317.08 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 7thLargest Retail Industry: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Armed: 24thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Gambling Industry: 45thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 67thMost Avoided: 84thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 113thMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238thHighest Disposable Incomes: 246thMost Ignorant Citizens: 328thLargest Mining Sector: 438thLargest Insurance Industry: 561stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 601stHighest Average Incomes: 741stMost Corrupt Governments: 994thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,505thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,877thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,106thHighest Economic Output: 3,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,721stMost Efficient Economies: 6,988thNudest: 9,882ndTop
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Most Secular: 13,146thMost Stationary: 13,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,080thLargest Black Market: 14,453rdMost Influential: 15,131stMost Pro-Market: 15,678thMost Politically Free: 15,730thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,019thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,467thMost Extreme: 20,434thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,433rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, it is said that a Vosiycrsian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, nano-Humans are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Vosiycrs, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.

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