The Constitutional Monarchy of Vulcan Persons is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 385 million Vulcans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulcana Regar. The average income tax rate is 9.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vulcan economy, worth 45.8 trillion Violent Tendencies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,032 Violent Tendencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vulcana Regar's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vulcan Persons's national animal is the The Pointy Eared Agitated Duck of Chaos, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vulcan Persons is ranked 306,729^th in the world and 51^st in Burge Classroom for Safest, scoring 6.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.