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The Colony of Vylixan Cyclopes 78

“Winter Is Coming”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Vylixan Prime

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Vylixan Cyclopes 78

Population8.24 billion

Currencybirr
Animalgyrfalcon

The Colony of Vylixan Cyclopes 78 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The cynical, humorless population of 8.24 billion Vylixan Cyclopes 78ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Vylixan Cyclopes 78ian economy, worth 259 trillion birrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,527 birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, Vylixan Cyclopes 78ian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Cyclopes 78's national animal is the gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vylixan Cyclopes 78 is ranked 29,070th in the world and 87th in Vylixan Prime for Most Stationary, with 1,379.19177009448 days.

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Most Primitive: 3,418thTop
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Most Pacifist: 27,402ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,993rdMost Stationary: 29,070th
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Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Vylixan Cyclopes 78 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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