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The Republic of Vylixan Laestrygonians 90

“To Infinity And Beyond!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Vylixan Prime

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Vylixan Laestrygonians 90

Population1.444 billion

Currencykrone
Animalphoenix

The Republic of Vylixan Laestrygonians 90 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.444 billion Vylixan Laestrygonians 90ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vylixan Laestrygonians 90ian economy, worth 54.8 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,931 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Laestrygonians 90's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vylixan Laestrygonians 90 is ranked 33,818th in the world and 72nd in Vylixan Prime for Largest Black Market, with 6.11 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 2,935thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,369thMost Authoritarian: 16,099thMost Devout: 22,787th
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Most Pacifist: 4th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
  • : Following new legislation in Vylixan Laestrygonians 90, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.

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