The Free Land of Vylixan Polyphemus 83 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.254 billion Vylixan Polyphemus 83ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Vylixan Polyphemus 83ian economy, worth 241 trillion birrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,307 birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elected officials who disagree with Leader have a lot of accidents, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Polyphemus 83's national animal is the elephant.

Vylixan Polyphemus 83 is ranked 100,042^nd in the world and 56^th in Vylixan Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.86 law-abiding acts per hour.