The Democratic States of W1nky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by president with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.861 billion W1nkyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient W1nkyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion hong kong dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,155 hong kong dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. W1nky's national animal is the flower, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is buddhism.

W1nky is ranked 307,620^th in the world and 114^th in Ridgefield for Most Primitive, scoring -409.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.