The Holy Empire of Wabi-Sabi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yukiko with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 4.861 billion Wabi-Sabians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wabi-Sabian economy, worth 251 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,705 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabi-Sabi's national animal is the Snow Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Wabi-Sabi is ranked 103,836^th in the world and 3,821^st in Balder for Nudest, with 165.75 cheeks per square mile.