Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Regional Influence: Diplomat
Location: The Financial District of New York
Population | 5.438 billion |
Capital | New York City |
Leader | Chancellor Jeanine Matthews |
Faith | Belial - Lord of Lies |
Currency | Gold Bars and USD |
Animal | Vampire Bull Eagle |
The Black Holy Dominion of Wall Street District is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Jeanine Matthews with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.438 billion Americans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Wall Street Districtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,676 trillion Gold Bars and USDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,094 Gold Bars and USDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wall Street District's national animal is the Vampire Bull Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Belial - Lord of Lies.
Wall Street District is ranked 3,375th in the world and 8th in The Financial District of New York for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 9,157.04 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
- : Wall Street District was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, Wall Street Districtian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Following new legislation in Wall Street District, the Wall Street Districtian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.