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The Republic of Walloonia

“Rhyddid am byth”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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Walloonia

Population5.012 billion

CapitalAberystwyth
LeaderPresident Gruffydd
FaithBrythonic paganism

Currencyceiniog
Animaldragon

The Republic of Walloonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gruffydd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.012 billion Walloonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberystwyth. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walloonian economy, worth 563 trillion ceiniogs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,373 ceiniogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, all guns must be registered, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walloonia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brythonic paganism.

Walloonia is ranked 164,095th in the world and 6,161st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.62 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,408thMost Influential: 1,613thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,770thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,586thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,920thNicest Citizens: 13,040thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,383rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,840thMost Developed: 15,546thMost Cultured: 16,347thBest Weather: 16,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,541stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,659thMost Efficient Economies: 17,961stHighest Drug Use: 18,621stMost Pacifist: 19,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,708thSmartest Citizens: 20,715th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 171st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 260th in the regionMost Inclusive: 358th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 388th in the regionMost Stationary: 437th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 451st in the regionMost Developed: 456th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 476th in the regionNicest Citizens: 477th in the regionMost Cultured: 481st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 487th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 496th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 506th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 511th in the regionMost Politically Free: 528th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 529th in the regionLargest Populations: 559th in the regionBest Weather: 560th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 571st in the regionRudest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 614th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 631st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 646th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 748th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 767th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 149 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Luddinlande, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Kringalia, Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Sandaoguo, The naked people, Linguiniland, Jehenna, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, Tsunamy, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Aywhyou, Moreana, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Sedunn, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Drugged Monkeys, PEPEP, Saciu, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Erinor, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Aguatania, Isokenzar, Barabarom, Vincent Field, Abarri, Lambdaland, Xandev, Auphelia, USNE2018, Qvait, Stoniamera, Whimichy, Aurcania, Nankyoku Tairiku, and 99 others.The Filippinas, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Dasko, Amerion, PenguinPies, Jennaterra, Drystar, Omiri, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Astraee, Tilipria, Yeldarbsland, Realms of Madness, Bear Connors Paradiso, Madreia, Bleakfoot, Serendiva, Fasire, Kandorith, Erfton, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Holy Free, Rly8h, North Kanuckistan, Grubville, Ebonhand, Farelonia, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Iym Winterless, Anserisa, Humedo, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, The Plebeian States, Ralphburg, Breadandbutter, Page 53, Utondara, Weburya, ChickenDome, Greater Hyrulang, Kervanosia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Compli, Starsight, Vega Naothia, Corgitopiaa, Markla, Shefino, The Worst army of, LadyRebels, Laamiva, West Fallows, Well F, Aschenburg, Andinla, United States of Vietnam, Dossiny, Valdutz, Efferalt, Myness, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Kedjens, Avia Lavanda, Midand, Concrete Slab, Great Terra and its Dominions, Nookington, White Bananistan, East Lodge, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nueva Alta California, Catillos, B H A R A T, Djalia, Namhines, Belschaft, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, Ameerricaa, Occitanica, Terreno Travato, South Caleblan, The Confederation of the Swiss, Merevane, Philippinia, Delian Gol, and Tepertopia.

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