The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.961 billion Walter Jacksonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,843 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 3,048^th in the world and 97^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 677.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.