The Curious Rogues of Wandering Wildlings is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Wild One with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 25.857 billion Wandering Wildlingsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wildtown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The all-consuming Wandering Wildlingsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,484 trillion Wands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,103 Wands, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wandering Wildlings's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Old Gods.

Wandering Wildlings is ranked 162,997^th in the world and 1^st in Deadlands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,558.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.