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The Republic of War Dogs CLVI

“To the front you scurvy dogs!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Realm of Dogs

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War Dogs CLVI

Population4.274 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The Republic of War Dogs CLVI is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.274 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 78.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 725 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,684 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CLVI's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CLVI is ranked 333,777th in the world and 783rd in Realm of Dogs for Most Cultured, scoring 20 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,610thLargest Retail Industry: 2,002ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,058thMost Avoided: 2,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,041stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,239thTop
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 3,675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,552ndLargest Black Market: 7,298thMost Primitive: 8,661stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,825thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,627thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,247thNudest: 17,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,854thMost Secular: 19,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,145thMost Patriotic: 25,054thMost Authoritarian: 26,471stLargest Governments: 27,999thMost Efficient Economies: 33,237th
Top
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionMost Avoided: 81st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : War Dogs CLVI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, Dog O'War is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CLVI, third world countries are rich in "I Love WD Central" t-shirts.
  • : War Dogs CLVI was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic and Most Authoritarian.

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