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The Republic of War Dogs CXXV

“To the front you scurvy dogs!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Realm of Dogs

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War Dogs CXXV

Population4.288 billion

CapitalWD Central
LeaderDog O'War
FaithCanis Majorism

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The Republic of War Dogs CXXV is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, disturbing lack of elderly people, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.288 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth 961 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 224,197 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CXXV's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CXXV is ranked 17,981st in the world and 452nd in Realm of Dogs for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,395.74 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 592ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 972ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,296thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,484thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,186thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,339thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,802ndMost Avoided: 3,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,100thMost Primitive: 4,360thLargest Black Market: 4,894thMost Devout: 5,193rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,296thFattest Citizens: 5,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,038thLargest Mining Sector: 6,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,140thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,517thLargest Governments: 7,536thHighest Average Incomes: 7,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,809thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,454thMost Patriotic: 13,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,980thNudest: 16,578thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,981stLowest Crime Rates: 23,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,821st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, police nightsticks see use all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : War Dogs CXXV was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs CXXV, all weapon research has been banned.

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