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The United Kingdom of War Dogs DCCCXXI

“To the front, you scurvy dogs!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Realm of Dogs

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War Dogs DCCCXXI

Population397 million

Currencydollar
Animaldog

The United Kingdom of War Dogs DCCCXXI is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 397 million War Dogs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Canine economy, worth 28.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,246 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, public nudity is compulsory, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs DCCCXXI's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

War Dogs DCCCXXI is ranked 341,046th in the world and 327th in Realm of Dogs for Smartest Citizens, with 0.85 quips per hour.

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Nudest: 4,618thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,850thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,853rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,533rdTop
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Most Primitive: 19,423rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,772ndFattest Citizens: 27,442ndMost Corrupt Governments: 30,549thMost Conservative: 32,633rd
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Nudest: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, public nudity is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, former public radio talk pundits are being deployed to front line war zones.
  • : War Dogs DCCCXXI was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in War Dogs DCCCXXI, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Leader's enigmatic grin.

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