The Republic of Warden of the Spring is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.554 billion Warden of the Springians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springsburg. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warden of the Springian economy, worth 273 trillion Springs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 76,909 Springs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Springsburg, and a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes". Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Warden of the Spring's national animal is the Springs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warden of the Spring is ranked 24,252^nd in the world and 15^th in The Wellspring for Largest Black Market, with 125 trillion Standard Monetary Units.