The Kingdom of Wardency is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 325 million Wardens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Priastand. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The all-consuming Warden economy, worth 29.5 trillion pans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 90,829 pans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, most pan coins are riddled with bite marks, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime is moderate. Wardency's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Wardency is ranked 74,860^th in the world and 3,604^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 53.21 on the Human Development Index.