The Republic of Wartovia-Fagal is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 615 million Wartovia-Fagalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wartovia-Fagalian economy, worth 36.8 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,844 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and Wartovia-Fagal has designated Wartovia-Fagal City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wartovia-Fagal's national animal is the Płomykówka, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wartovia-Fagal is ranked 123,204^th in the world and 4,452^nd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,158.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.