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The Corporate States of Washingtonian Republic

“Exitus acta probat”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Federation of Conservative Nations


Washingtonian Republic

Population6.935 billion

LeaderKenneth Marshall

CurrencyPhoenix Dollar
AnimalAquila chrysaetos

The Corporate States of Washingtonian Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kenneth Marshall with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.935 billion Yankees are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion Phoenix Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 148,518 Phoenix Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,280,395 per year while the poor average 2,857, a ratio of 448 to 1.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Washingtonian Republic's national animal is the Aquila chrysaetos, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Washingtonian Republic is ranked 2,753rd in the world and 8th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 195.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,513thTop
Most Influential: 2,672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,753rdFattest Citizens: 3,048thMost Armed: 3,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,416thMost Avoided: 3,442ndRudest Citizens: 3,596thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,756thLargest Mining Sector: 3,930thLargest Retail Industry: 4,443rdMost Devout: 5,237thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,156thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,748thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,130thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,309thMost Pro-Market: 12,389thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,058thMost Conservative: 13,477thHighest Average Incomes: 13,586thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,502ndHighest Economic Output: 15,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,537th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the region

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