The United Fan Circles of Watermelons of America is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by VannANR with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.229 billion watermericans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citrullus Lanaterra. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient watermerican economy, worth 516 trillion seedollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,844 seedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and builders across Watermelons of America are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Watermelons of America's national animal is the melon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Watermelons of America is ranked 104,715^th in the world and 2^nd in Runcina ex Praegrandis Entia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,670.74 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.