The Rogue Command of We Are Not CENTCOM is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.89 billion CENTCOMS enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The We Are Not CENTCOMian economy, worth 825 trillion Intels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,439 Intels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, the death penalty has been reintroduced, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not CENTCOM's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

We Are Not CENTCOM is ranked 101,979^th in the world and 20^th in Devide by Zero for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.61 law-abiding acts per hour.