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The Convenience Store of We Are Not The ATF

“Sounds like it should be a store.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Devide by Zero

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We Are Not The ATF

Population15.546 billion

CurrencyDrugs
AnimalDrugs

The Convenience Store of We Are Not The ATF is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 15.546 billion ATF Agents are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant We Are Not The ATFian economy, worth 167 trillion Drugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 10,788 Drugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, Drugs are considered a delicacy, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not The ATF's national animal is the Drugs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

We Are Not The ATF is ranked 18,573rd in the world and 39th in Devide by Zero for Most Stationary, with 1,671.77571478508 days.

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Most Income Equality: 1,119thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,878thLargest Populations: 25,265th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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