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The Rogue Bureau of We Are Not The FIB


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Devide by Zero


We Are Not The FIB

Population6.678 billion


The Rogue Bureau of We Are Not The FIB is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.678 billion We Are Not The FIBians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped We Are Not The FIBian economy, worth 213 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 31,897 Intels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We Are Not The FIB's national animal is the Drone.

We Are Not The FIB is ranked 92,919th in the world and 280th in Devide by Zero for Nudest, with 139.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,537th
Most Secular: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 95th in the regionSafest: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 157th in the regionLargest Governments: 166th in the region

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