The Dominion of Weakley is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 523 million Weakleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Weakleyian economy, worth 36.9 trillion Weakly Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 70,574 Weakly Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, Weakley has designated Petersburgh as its capital city, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Weakley's national animal is the Horseshoe Crab, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Weakley is ranked 66,386^th in the world and 1^st in The United States of Campbell for Most Secular, with 19.09 Atheism Rate.