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The Federal Republic of Weanamaco

“This is fine!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.598 billion

LeaderJust A Nice Guy


The Federal Republic of Weanamaco is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Just A Nice Guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.598 billion Weanamacoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weanamacoan economy, worth 794 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 172,854 Cheeseburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Nowhere's playgrounds, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weanamaco's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weanamaco is ranked 205,335th in the world and 9,948th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 917thMost Influential: 1,223rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,870thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,774thMost Inclusive: 2,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,860thSafest: 3,060thMost Developed: 3,231stSmartest Citizens: 3,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,530thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,763rdNicest Citizens: 3,979thRudest Citizens: 4,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,967thMost Pacifist: 5,118thBest Weather: 5,300thMost Secular: 5,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,519thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,679thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,051stLowest Crime Rates: 9,001stMost Efficient Economies: 9,128thHighest Average Incomes: 9,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,567thTop
Most Cultured: 10,544thLargest Governments: 11,036thLargest Retail Industry: 14,913thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,863rdNudest: 20,394th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 154th in the regionSafest: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 172nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 232nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 233rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Pacifist: 275th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionMost Secular: 304th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 352nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 367th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 406th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 438th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 445th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 478th in the regionMost Influential: 495th in the regionNudest: 500th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 521st in the regionLargest Governments: 521st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 595th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 653rd in the regionMost Stationary: 659th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 716th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 867th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 871st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 922nd in the region

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