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The Federal Republic of Weanamaco

“This is fine!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.855 billion

LeaderJust A Nice Guy


The Federal Republic of Weanamaco is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Just A Nice Guy with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.855 billion Weanamacoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowhere. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weanamacoan economy, worth 442 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,924 Cheeseburgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have tenure, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weanamaco's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Weanamaco is ranked 47,628th in the world and 2,337th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,704.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,229thMost Influential: 1,380thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,146thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,302ndSafest: 3,462ndMost Inclusive: 3,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,161stMost Developed: 4,378thSmartest Citizens: 4,854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,965thNicest Citizens: 5,303rdMost Secular: 5,574thBest Weather: 5,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,472ndMost Pacifist: 6,830thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,517thRudest Citizens: 8,839thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,042ndNudest: 14,025thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,877thMost Efficient Economies: 15,264th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionSafest: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 184th in the regionMost Inclusive: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 257th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionNicest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Secular: 293rd in the regionBest Weather: 313th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionMost Pacifist: 373rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 404th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 429th in the regionNudest: 435th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 440th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 550th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 576th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 629th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 649th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 652nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 662nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 715th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 738th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 794th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, politicians have tenure.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, there are no bananas today in Weanamaco.
  • : Weanamaco was endorsed by The Comply or Die of Kranostav.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Weanamaco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Weanamaco, Weanamacoan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Yaorozu, Ethnon, Buckerino, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Wilkshire, Siwale, Shin-Hachioji, United Draconia, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Lunallian, Sundred, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, New Pruessen, Dar es Saalam, Kwaj, Selfgradatude, Pallaith, Zeternia, Sunto, Moubarakistan, Babacar, Great Bights Mum, Amauri, Sea Ghost, Wineclaw, New Bremerton, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, Federation Terra Australis, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Spartoptia, Universal State Formula, SORT, Former English Colony, General COE, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Kasazzastan, The Iron Lions, and 104 others.Cloydicia, Highton Islands, Unsophisticate, Diodone, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, New Lakemba, Omnistria, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Empy, Xentherida, The Pantheons, Yukti, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Guer Aike, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Alunya, Ozstan, Steraz, Ainsworth, Atain, The Sinclarian Provinces, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Renzic, Jasminlandia, Joodey, Guslantis, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Torakuen, Unimaginable Doom, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Valhalla123, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, Alpinea, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Astrind, Zumlandia, Kobagia, New Trisone, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Juggernautilus, Xzavia-Hjar, Penrith, Willifusland, Runeda, Utopicican, Orado, Daiz, New Octicarg, Lindsaystan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sockmanland, Makersaulache, Duerrlewang, Grimandia, Cuyan, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Great Robertia, Ponantine, Racoda, Nakayo, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Kaschovia, Francois Isidore, Clan Spaniel, Darcania, Gorundu, Angshire, Miruma, and Kranostav.

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