The Accidentally Socialist Weebs of Wehraboos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Manami-chan with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 13.949 billion Wehraboosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouka-kai. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wehraboosian economy, worth a remarkable 3,295 trillion Body Pillows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,244 Body Pillows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, and Wehraboos has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Wehraboos's national animal is the Baka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weeabooism.

Wehraboos is ranked 314,057^th in the world and 5,152^nd in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -737.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.