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The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weirdoville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Weirdos are cool Air Forcean economy, worth 56.2 trillion IQS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 63,779 IQS, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weirdos are cool Air Force's national animal is the weirdo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weirdos are cool Air Force is ranked 176,996^th in the world and 4^th in Weirdos Are Cool Militia for Most Patriotic, with 9.78 flags saluted per person per day.