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The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weirdo City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Weirdos Are Cool Army Enlistmentian economy, worth 68.8 trillion Soldiers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,123 Soldiers, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

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