The Armed Republic of Weirdos are cool Navy is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 904 million Sailors are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weirdoville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Weirdos are cool Navyian economy, worth 73.7 trillion Weirdos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,492 Weirdos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,397 per year while the poor average 3,496, a ratio of 169 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, euthanasia is legal, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Weirdos are cool Navy's national animal is the Weirdo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Weirdos are cool Navy is ranked 231,462^nd in the world and 2^nd in Weirdos Are Cool Militia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.