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The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille

“heavy use of tongue”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Allied Forces of ASCII

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WeirdVille

Population46.414 billion

Capitala van
Faithchaos reigns

CurrencyMadtom ball
AnimalBig Goddamned Rabbit

The Democratic Dictatorship of WeirdVille is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.414 billion WeirdVilleans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a van. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant WeirdVillean economy, worth 296 trillion Madtom balls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 6,394 Madtom balls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prudishness is on the way out, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, populations of two-headed Big Goddamned Rabbits have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and visiting the best WeirdVillean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WeirdVille's national animal is the Big Goddamned Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is chaos reigns.

WeirdVille is ranked 117th in the world and 1st in Allied Forces of ASCII for Most Stationary, with 6,943.66222272 days.

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Largest Populations: 57thMost Stationary: 117thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 797thBest Weather: 924thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,223rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,312thHealthiest Citizens: 4,352ndSmartest Citizens: 5,106thMost Influential: 5,363rdSafest: 6,000thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,243rdNicest Citizens: 6,710thHighest Food Quality: 7,420thMost Cultured: 8,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,517thMost Pacifist: 13,430thTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,974thMost Secular: 18,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,791stLargest Governments: 20,801stMost Income Equality: 24,035thLowest Crime Rates: 27,184th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, visiting the best WeirdVillean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, populations of two-headed Big Goddamned Rabbits have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, prudishness is on the way out.
  • : WeirdVille was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, builders across WeirdVille are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in WeirdVille, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : WeirdVille was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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