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The Kingdom of Well F

“Everything changes”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


Well F

Population442 million

CapitalBlue Phoenix


The Kingdom of Well F is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 442 million Well Fisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Well Fian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Polies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 49,599 Polies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the once prosperous capital is in utter decline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Well F's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Well F is ranked 173,150th in the world and 6,278th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 373rdMost Influential: 1,798thTop
Most Secular: 2,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,027thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,383rdMost Income Equality: 14,660thLowest Crime Rates: 15,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,478thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,373rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 287th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 347th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 432nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 628th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 643rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 663rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 694th in the regionLargest Governments: 714th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 761st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Well F was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Well F voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, Well Fian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Well F, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 315 » Erinor, Anserisa, Madreia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Marinho Islands, Auphelia, Amerion, The Filippinas, Qawe, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, PenguinPies, Bleakfoot, Wehraboos, Aumeltopia, Tsunamy, Barabarom, Volaworand, Corgitopiaa, Laamiva, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Bawkie, West Fallows, Iym Winterless, Nowa Europa, Tepertopia, Drystar, Yeldarbsland, Dereistic, Steampunk Engineers, Royaltica, Baltenlands, Ralphburg, Si-topia, Eutraya, Starsight, Omiri, HUElavia, Meistonia, Utondara, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Dylar, ChickenDome, Escanval, Nova Kobol, Solianz, Tridem, The West Valley Mountains, and 265 others.Curlyhoward, Weburya, Luddinlande, V3rmont, Tsvetania, The Arctic Union, Ikkarus, The United Expanse, Glen Cooley, Not Austria, Antarctic Empires, Dirkistan, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Alaninia, Republik Hintonia, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Southern Numenor, Catsonya, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Bumblegaria, Isokenzar, Empetland, Centristvill, The 3rdGodKing, New Briantown, Kiasu-ism, Direwolf1, Eddonia, Odesseen, Free Soundia, Chinter Tho, Sabrestan, Bariovia, Fasire, Nova Montron, Phoenixesia, Bear Connors Paradiso, RestartAll, Imperial Duck, Luzonesia, Japanese Federal Republic, Mangolalandia, Loure Vill, Noire Denholm, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Piasa Paradise, Jehenna, Arkalon, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Greater Hyrulang, Maerist, Blaash, Great Terra and its Dominions, Novaexus, Manniskoslaktet, Gliasco, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The Gungan Republic, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Silberne Wache, United Rebellious States, Wardoeka, Gymnostan, South Caleblan, Pamela And Hepatitis, Kovish, Erfton, Hypturn, Freest Freedonia, Dragon spirit, Darakin, Privatore, NeoConcordia, Shefino, Realms of Madness, SNBT, Mapico, Page 53, Mantas Meow, New Schoeneberg, Greneria, Aguatania, Rad Asia, Salguod, The White Raj, New Seallands, Sau Man Frescher, South Western Korea, Stoniamera, New February, Maeiland, Lesinteil, Linden Oak, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Aschenburg, Lyrava, Ullan, Yellunstryer, Quh, SELAH SELAH, Doraya, The JessTown Islands, Shocking Bad Hats, Gonrati, PsychoPantachy, Islastal, Nothanksbutseriously, Erimo, Zosnor, Geekvia, United Crumburrtha Federation, Eareamland, Counne Bovare, Grianal, Bubyland, A leftover country, The Tealnd Isles, Soem, Rhetiaa, Phanama, Yavemaya, Kroumos, Bewar, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Dovive, Kervanosia, Zaelith, Kompir, Itani, Terran Draconia, Dasko, Palamien, The naked people, Aurcania, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Calistan, Efferalt, Icn Gaurath, Linguiniland, Santa Ofelia, Ancient Slobovia, Crystal Creation, Gardenia Azul, Hanskarr, South Blossom, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Lux Umbrat, Hypersensible Crybabies, Jennaterra, Aidenfieeld, Esfalsa, Pax Dracon, New Ancapland, Mincestia, Hesrova, Center Lisle, USNE2018, Sophiana, North Kanuckistan, Great Andora, Seliyan progressive Islands, TubaCoffee, St Oaks, Raelsa, Hih, Dankstergrad, United Nation of Pandora, Unielvan Millorvium, Malkotistan, Walloonia, Kholdan, Avalonica, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Of South America, New Durflestan, Velarin, Eskvenn, The Northeast Mashriq, Markla, Moonshining, Oreo States, Three Rivia Levr, Purple Hyacinth, InnWorm, Cuuldere, Bear Islands, Kallassius, Madhonia, Namavatland, Nankyoku Tairiku, Its Modelo Time Foo, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Indolos, Bromsivia, Herbert Island, Great Novania, Sirittoes, Los Lonley Boys, West Pastafaria, Rebel-topia, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, The Radanivans, Seyja, Storalia, Drus Mons Talum, Techganet, Hanguk-Nippon, Rabbitz, Sedunn, The Drakan Republic, Witerrocines, Poopisiya, Spazzhole, North Catimestistrianes, Ottokratland, Oncarra, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Potion Seller, Farelonia, Enplatia, Escevola, Andinla, Prefesia, Bhanak, United States of Vietnam, Bergenu, Official State of Landland, Valdutz, Vega Naothia, Trepsit, Djalia, Pmta, Gricanderis, Sandaoguo, Barokah, Sagada, Theorin, Nueva Alta California, Vincent Field, Tioloman, Free Rad, Terranopolity, Ovkianos, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fredriecan, Kedjens, Eastern Nyan, Midand, Whimichy, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Catillos, White Bananistan, B H A R A T, FreeFishers, Namhines, Coadjuthen, Gecetesse, Jazzfrezia, Eirun Sol, Ebonhand, and Corporis Doctrina.

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