The Federation of Wellbeing services counties of Finland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 864 million Wellbeing services counties of Finlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The very strong Wellbeing services counties of Finlandian economy, worth 56.8 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,796 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellbeing services counties of Finland's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wellbeing services counties of Finland is ranked 234,278^th in the world and 14^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -96.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.